First the Engagement Ring, Then the Wedding Ring, Then the Suffer-Ring

I thought you might appreciate this category juxtaposition I just happened upon at the card store. There is one live car crash advertised as nuptials I was invited to this summer for which the left hand side would certainly be more fitting; but cooler heads prevailed and I purchased two wedding cards for the couples... and two sympathy cards for me, extending myself condolences for having to eat wedding food.